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A Happy Home Life And Marriage, Part II, By Woody Alle
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A Happy Home Life And Marriage, Part II, by Woody Allen
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A Happy Home Life And Marriage, by Donald Trump
COmplete NORM Sayings from CHEERS. In chronological orde
No Help Wanted: Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?...
Marriage makes a life of deception a necessity.
Wasting time is an important part of life.
It's all part of life's rich pattern.
Names 1. If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
2. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali....
Old TV Show Plots Updated for the 90's (Part II) 15> "Lassie" -- Timmy falls down the old well, bringing a CNN news crew and a dozen benefit concerts before Lassie can even say, "Woof".
14> "Lost in Space" -- Hilarity abounds when the Robot discovers what appears to be a remote control car examining rocks on the red planet....
If They Married If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Monster.
<BR><BR> If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting....
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress.
..People of America....I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong....