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• Clinton Borg - Inhaling is irrelevant.
• Bill Clinton: the EDLIN of presidents.
• President-Elect Clinton promises to make the administration more representative of the population.
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• The BBS that promises an orgasm on each call... SO, we lied.
• To Tell The Truth, by President Bill Clinto
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• 108 There's an unbroken babe from Toronto, Exceedingly hard to get onto, But when you get there, And have parted the hair, You can fuck her as much as you want to.