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• Two is company. Three is poor birth control!
• One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope.
  God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of all the Popes....
• What type of birth control would a Roman Catholic lumberjack who's wed to a mathematican use?
  ?? The log-a-rhythm-method....
• Q: What do you get when you cross LSD with birth control? A: A trip without the kids.
• as Benny Hill once said: "Did you ever notice that everyone in favor of birth control has already been born?
• Birth Control at 72? An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.
  When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth-control pills....
• Did you hear about the new birth control pill for men?
  You take it the day after and it changes your blood type!...
• You know them competing mega-businesses? The spy employees keep slipping birth control pills into each other's XEROX machines so they wouldn't reproduce.
• The average Chinese dwelling, it's reported, contains just 50 square meters of floorspace for five or more people.
  Sounds like an effective means of birth control....