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• One fine afternoon somewhere in Scotland an elderly gentleman tries to get into the local betting office.
  Much to his surprise, the door is locked. After a few more futile attempts at opening the door a man sticks his head out of a window....
• While driving through a small town in Old Mexico, an American tourist blew out a tire.
  It was during the siesta, so when he arrived at the gas station a sign hanging in the door announced that the station was "Closed, come back soon!...
• Sign seen in London department store: "Bargain Basement Upstai
• Misc. signs On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift.
  Survivors will be prosecuted.' ******************* Official sign near doo...
• Another sign seen at a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool.
  Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way....
• Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
  ..please aim properly....
• Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! "To touch these wires will result in instant death.
  Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted....
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