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• Psychiatric ward? I'd like a room, please.
• Sign on the door of the maternity ward: "Push Push Push.
• Do not disturb. Already disturbed.
• Do not disturb. We're disturbed enough as it is.
• Do not disturb -- I'm disturbed enough already.
• Interesting Signs Interesting Signs: Sign in a Realtor's office
  "Lots for little." Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit....
• PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR.
• Sign on a scientist's door: "Gone fission.
• THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET A KICK OUT OF THESE (ACTUAL!) SIGNS
  Sign in London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS....