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• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job.
  We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet!...
• ANSWERING MESSAGES to LEAVE A couple of other ones that I've used or heard of.
  They're most effective when you call the victim's office and leave the message with a secretary....
• Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Docto
  You've had an accident involving a train. Patie...
• Actual Questions Asked Of Telephone Information Operato
  C= Caller and O = Operator. ******************************** C...
• Since a lot of people have been passing out questionares, I thought I'd it one of my own.
  1) Are you a liar? A) Yes B) No C) None of the above 2) Do you fill out questionnares correctly?...
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