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Hi, my name's Friday. Usually I work on Thursday. She's my secretary.
One day I was dictating to her when a rock crashed into the window, cutting my dick and her tits....
At a party, the hostess served a politician a cup of punch and told him it was spiked.
Next, she served some to a minister....
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard.
When it rains, however, the laundry always get wet....
A bartender has a problem with a regular customer who nightly proclaims that he's the baddest ass person around.
Eventually tiring of this boasting, the bartender says "If you're such a bad ass, th...
A little boy and a little girl are playing. The little boy pulls down his shorts and says, "*I* have one of these and you *don't*.
The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mo...
A young couple is living on a farm. One evening a flying saucer lands on the farm, right next to their house.
Out of the flying saucer steps a young Martian couple, and they look very much like hu...
A Martian expedition came to Earth to observe humans.
The alien spacecraft landed in the middle of the Arizona desert, infront of an old, abandoned gas station....
Mrs. Jones goes to see her obstetrician, Dr. Smith.
She says, "Dr. Smith, I'm pregnant again. I need a hearing aid....
Little Red Riding Hood is riding through the woods to see her grandmother.

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