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• If this doesn't work, UPGRADE!
• Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
• his was in the days when people got useful WORK done with computers, of course.
  We have evolved far beyond that today....
• Real programmers don't write workarounds. They tell their users to upgrade their software.
  Shlomi Fish...
• That would be because the software doesn't work.
• I work with User-Surly Software.
• We are no longer particularly in the business of writing software to perform specific tasks.
  We now teach the software how to learn, and in the primary bonding process it molds itself around the task to be performed....
• The three biggest software lies: 1: *Of course* we'll give you a copy of the source.
  2: *Of course* the third party vendor we bought that from will fix the microcode....
• Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#3) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
  Question 3: Have you ever experimented with the freeware Linux OS created by a group of anarchist acne-laden teenagers via the Net?...