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You Can Always Get The Truth From An American Statesman After He Has Turned Seventy, Or Given Up All Hope Of The Presidency.
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You can always get the truth from an American statesman after he has turned
seventy, or given up all hope of the presidency.
-- Wendell Phillips
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