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heavy gravity fluctuation, move computer to floor rapidly
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T'ai Chi isn't a martial art--it's a MARTIAN art. Martians move slowly in earth gravity
The passions, like heavy bodies down steep hills, once in motion, move themselves, and know no ground but the bottom.
-- Fulle...
UP Direction. To move up is to defy gravity for a short time, after which a plunging downward motion will follow.
(See Investment). -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor.
If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor....
Hardware: Tools, such as lawnmowers, rakes and other heavy equipment you haven't laid a finger on since getting your computer.
To move cabin, push button of the wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press the number of wishing floor.
Driving is then going alphabetically by natural order....
How many poltergeists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure....