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• How many Japanese industrialists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three - one to make sure the new bulb is not foreign, one to change the bulb, and one to look into the export potential of the old bulb....
• How many archaeologists does -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is....
• How many freelance biotechnologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One; he designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one and screw itself in....
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: one to take out the old one, one to sweep up the broken glass and another to phone her boyfriend to put the new one in....
• How many Greenpeace researchers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to put in the new one and one to recycle the old one....
• How many talk show hosts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience....
• How many folk singers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many Lutherans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Thirteen, one to change the bulb, and a committee of twelve to talk about how they miss the old one....