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Holly: Emergency. Emergency. There's An Emergency Going On.
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Holly: Emergency. Emergency. There's an emergency going on. It's still going
on. It's still an emergency. This is an emergency announcement.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Confidence and Paranoia'
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In case of an emergency, administer Chocolate
In case of emergency read manual.
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Please state the nature of the technical emergency
If this was a real emergency, you'd've been trampled.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: you turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
I am a Quaker. In case of emergency, please be quiet.
I hate emergency vehicles. All the names are backwards.
In case of emergency, break glass, scream, bleed to death.