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Due to the CDA, we no longer have a root account.
We ran out of dial tone and we're and waiting for the phone company to deliver another bottle.
You must've hit the wrong any key.
PCMCIA slave drive
The Token fell out of the ring. Call us when you find it.
The hardware bus needs a new token.
Too many interrup
Not enough interrup
The data on your hard drive is out of balance.
Digital Manipulator exceeding velocity paramete
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