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hose damn raccoons!
uboptimal routing experience
A plumber is needed, the network drain is clogged
50% of the manual is in .pdf readme file
he AA battery in the wallclock sends magnetic interference
he xy axis in the trackball is coordinated with the summer solstice
he butane lighter causes the pincushioning
old inkjet cartridges emanate barium-based fume
manager in the cable duc
We'll fix that in the next (upgrade, update, patch release, service pack).
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