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Communist revolutionaries taking over the server room and demanding all the computers in the building or they shoot the sysadmin.
Poor misguided fools....
Plasma conduit breach
Out of cards on drive D
Sand fleas eating the Internet cable
parallel processors running perpendicular today
ATM cell has no roaming feature turned on, notebooks can't connec
Webmasters kidnapped by evil cult.
Failure to adjust for daylight savings time.
Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins.
Virus due to computers having unsafe sex.
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