BOFH Excuses

BOFH Excuses

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Scheduled global CPU outage
Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.
(Do not turn off your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Chip while he isn't working, do you?...
Your processor has processed too many instructions.
Turn it off immediately, do not type any commands!!...
Your packets were eaten by the terminato
Your processor does not develop enough heat.
We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.
The POP server is out of Coke
Fiber optics caused gas main leak
Server depressed, needs Prozac
quantum decoherence

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