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I Was Born Intelligent - Education Ruined Me.
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Bernard Shaw
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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I can't help being me...I was born this way.
Don't give me that intelligent life stuff - give me something I can blow up.
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Shock me, say something intelligent!
I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Beam me up, Scotty! No intelligent life on this BBS!
If you ever get belted and see three fighters through a haze, go after the one in the middle.
That's what ruined me--I went after the two guys on the end. -- Max Bae...
I was born smiling.
Families, when a child is born Want it to be intelligent.
I, through intelligence, Having wrecked my whole life, Only hope the baby will prove Ignorant and stupid....