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  She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again too!...
• Did you hear about the inventive girl who somehow wired her personal vibrator to her bedside FM set and came up with the world's first radio alarm cock.
• VAGINA -- tunnel of love.
• Hello, my friends. You are here now watching this image of me because I have died.
  It probably happened while I was on duty, and quickly, which is what I expected....
• There was a young man from Bel-Aire Who was screwing his girl on the stair, But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.
• Jimmy Stewart played the father on a southern plantation when a young man came to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage.
  The father asked, "Well, do you like her?" The young man responded " - I love her!...
• Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain.
  May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?...
• Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
  S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....
• The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear. -- Sophia Lore