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  His father said, "Durcan! Stop jerkin' your gherkin! Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'....
• An old cloak makes a new jerkin. -- Age-old English Proverb
• Burns: By the way, what was the lad's name? Smithe
  Uh, Bart Simpson, sir. Burns: Who? Smithers: He's the son of Homer Simpson, sir....
• And he climbed with the lad up the Eiffelberg Tower.
  This," cried the Mayor, "is your town's darkest hour!...
• A father, Princeton alumnus, was quite a grouch. His son had finished his first term and said that his grades were next to the top of his class.
  "Next to the top?" the father exclaimed. "What do you mean?...
• I'm looking for adventure, excitement, beautiful women," cried the young man to his father as he prepared to leave home.
  Don't try to stop me. I'm on my way." "Who's trying to stop you?...
• You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
  And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?...
• You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
  And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?...