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• When the prick stands up, the brains get buried in the ground. -- Old Jewish saying
• When the prick stands up, the brains get buried in the ground.
  -- Old Jewish saying [How come there aren't ever any "New Jewish sayings?" Ed.]...
• A man is as old as the woman he feels. -- Groucho Marx
• Nurse! You done it backwards, I said prick his boil.
• Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
• Young men," said Caesar, "hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Caesar Augustu...
• A man is only as old as the woman he feels. -- Groucho Marx
• That boss of yours must be a real prick," commiserated the fellow in response to his date's bitter complaints about the situation in her office.
  Not really," said the girl, "He's such a phony that I prefer to classify him as a dildo....
• You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick.