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• If anyone wants to trade a couple of centrally located, well-cushioned showgirls for an eroded slope 90 minutes from Broadway, I'll be on this corner tomorrow at 11 with my tongue hanging out.
  -- S. J. Perelma...
• I loved him like a brothel. -- S. J. Perelma
• SMILEY :-P tongue hanging out in anticipatio
• Smithers: Sir, the designers are here with some prototypes for your casino.
  Brit: Gentlemen, I give you Brittania! Gambling with all the glitz and glamour of the British Isles....
• I acquired my contact lenses a day or two later and they worked superbly.
  To insert them was but the work of a moment: all I had to do was pry open my eyes with a buttonhook, force the lenses in, and gulp as though swallowing a Chincoteague oyster....
• Football's a game of 90 minutes.
• The other day I saw a Headline from a couple of years back
  Bush Wants a 'Revolution' in Schools." So *that's* where the guns are coming from!...
• Data: "Geordi, as a child, did you ever experience a traumatic event?
  LaForge: "You're wondering about Timothy?" Data: "Yes....
• Out of my lean and low ability I 'll lend you something.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc. 4...