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• My brother-in-law has found a way to make ends meet.
  He goes around with his head stuck up his ass....
• One morning, Daddy bear came down for breakfast to find his porridge bowl empty.
  He angrily growled,"who`s been eating my porridge?...
• We've been told about one cool dude of a pimp who has so many girls on the street that he's up to his alligators in ass.
• The easiest way to make ends meet is to get off your own.
• Q: What's the last thing that goes through a grasshopper's mind when he hits your windshield?
  A: His ass....
• Brother, said Pooh, as he called for his brother.
• His life was an unbridled success until he found out.
  .. he was a Simpson. -- Lisa, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Finish him. Finish him -- your way!" "Oh, good. My way.
  Thank you, Viccinni . . . which way's my way?" "Pick up one of those rocks....
• My parents sent my brother through law school. He graduated.
  Now he's suing them for wasting seven years of his life. -- Mike Binde...