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There were the Scots Who kept the Sabbath And everything else they could lay their hands on.
Then there were the Welsh Who prayed on their knees and their neighbors....
There's more than one way to skin a cat: Way number 15 -- Krazy Glue and a toothbrush.
There's more than one way to skin a cat: Way number 27 -- Use an electric sander.
There's more than one way to skin a cat: Way number 32 -- Wrap it around a lonely frat man's pecker.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex?
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel...
There's nothing wrong with America that a good erection wouldn't cure. -- David Mairowitz
This is a test of the emergency cunnilingus system.
If this had been an actual emergency, you would have known it!...
This is National Smokers-Are-Shits Week.
This limerick is **SO**FILTHY** that it would offend you.
So I'll put "di-dah" for the filthy words: Di-dah, di-dah, di-dah di-dah, Di-dah di-dah di-dah, di-dah...
This test has been designed to evaluate reactions of management personal to various situations.

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