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Subtlety is the art of saying what you think, and getting out of the way before it is understood.
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize what you heard is not what I really meant.
To the systems programmers, the customers and users serve only as a test load.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world as it exi
he unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself....
Out of intense complexities, intense simplicities emerge.
TOMORROW HAS BEEN CANCELED, DUE TO AN ERROR NOTED ELSEWHERE.
Before they made you they broke the mold.
A whole hog is better than no hog at all.
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
To one with a hammer everything is a nail.
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