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When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
-- Sherlock Holme...
Never argue with a fool. Others may not be able to tell the difference.
If it jams, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Anything that isn't nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose isn't nailed down.
The probability of the bread falling jelly-side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
It is morally wrong to allow a sucker to hold on to his money.
The person who can smile when something goes wrong has obviously thought of someone to blame it on.
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before.
The difference between capitalism and socialism is that in capitalism, man exploits man, while in socialism it's the other way around.
One picture is worth a thousand reels of magnetic tape.

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