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Joey: Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!
All: Oh! Joey: (to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne....
Cailin: So. How'd you guys meet? Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Monica: Yeah, and in the...
The Director: [entering carrying a newspaper] Here we go people!
[starts reading the review] Boxing Day! The Lucille Lortel Theatre, blah-la-la-la� Ah-ha!...
After the bad review of the play in the "New York Times".
] Joey: Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. We'll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post....
Joey: Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?
Kate: I don't know! I just, just do this! I-I always have to pick the....
Joey: So Pheebs, do they know about each other? Phoebe
Does a dog's lips move when he reads? (pause) Okay, no they don't....
Monica: Pete's breaking up with me. All: What?! Monica
I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk....
Rachel: So Pheebs, pick one of them. Monica: Yeah.
Which one do you like more? Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy....
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? He_s not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome.
For most guys that_s like a third or fourth date kinda thing. ...
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....

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