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Monica: Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there's no future?
Either they're too old, or they're too young, and then there's Pete who's-who's crazy ab...
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
Chandler: [holding a tissue] And is this in case the house sneezes?
Phoebe: No, no, that's the ghost for the attic. Monica...
Kate: He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater you're dating.
Joey: Hey, I'm not interested in her sweater! It's what's underneath her sweater that counts....
Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment.
That's all it was....
Phoebe: [entering] Hey! Monica: [runs over to her] I tried to reach you at work.
There's... been a fire. Phoebe: What?! Oh my... [sees the remains of the house] Oh my God!...
Joey: [on phone] Well, so anyway Beth, what I'm saying is I should've considered your feelings before I went home with you that night.
I've ah, I've recently learned what's it like to be on your side...
Ross enters, wearing a white suit with a little red bow tie] Ro
Hey, you guys! Guess what? Rachel: [looking at the outfit] Got a job on a river boat?...
Ross: All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay?
What do you think? [takes out two suits] This blue suit, or this brown one?...
Monica: Does it involve travel? Phoebe: Noo! Monica
Does it involve clogs? Phoebe: Oh, wait, wait. Clogs, or claws?...

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