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• See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled.
  Now, how's <that> for freedom of choice!...
• None of my biological kids ever wanted to see me at work.
  .. -- Homer, upon Adil's request to see SNPP, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Always remember that you're representing our country.
  I guess what I'm saying is, don't mess up France the way you messed up your room....
• Wait a minute, Skinner. How do we know some principal over in France isn't pulling the same scam you are!
  -- Homer learns that Bart has been selected for an exchange program, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? -- Homer Simpson Marge vs. the Monorail
• Some wise-guy stuck a cork in the bottle!
  -- Homer struggles to open a wine bottle, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• We think Maggie may say her first word any day now.
  -- Marge's letter to Bart, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• He sees well enough. Now go buy a case of anti-freeze. -- Cesar, "The Crepes of Wrath
• Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
  I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick....