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  Marge: Yes, Bart. Bart: And one back? -- We'll think about it, "The Crepes of Wrath...
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• Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
  Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
  And Bart... Well, we love Bart....
• Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
  Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down! Homer: [slowly] J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar....
• Homer: The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back.
  [tucks Maggie in] I hope you never say a word....
• Marge: Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk? Lisa
  Well, don't push her. Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt....