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• Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already? Selma
  Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives....
• Marge: [laughs] You know, I rented another movie, in case you felt better.
  [hands it to him] Homer: "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"....
• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy & Marge...
• Homer: [thinking] Oh, I thought this thing was going to be catered.
  Boy, am I hungry. I mean, I'm really, really, hungry....
• Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right way and at just the right time.
  Until then, please, keep this to yourselves....
• Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made some movies about WW II.
  Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy...
• Selma: How do you do it, Homer? Homer: You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like th-- Selma
  No, I mean raising kids! I just couldn't cut it today....
• Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise! Patty
  [grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I owe you a lunch. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious. Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...