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  Homer: Thanks boy! I was waiting for someone to say that....
• Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone. Selma
  Her legend will live forever. Homer: [imagining] Yeah....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to Increase Your Word Power.
  ' That thing is really, really, really ... good. -- Homer Simpson Mr....
• Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
  [taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
• Selma: How do you do it, Homer? Homer: You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like th-- Selma
  No, I mean raising kids! I just couldn't cut it today....
• Homer: I'll take my chances in the mystery wall! [goes into it] [steps out into 3D land, looks around] [thinking] Oh, glory of glories.
  Oh heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation....
• Homer: Ehh, someone had to take the babysitter home.
  Then I noticed she was sitting on the gummi Venus, so I grabbed it off her....
• Lenny: Hey: nice threads. Homer: Whew, I'm beat. And after work I've got to dedicate a new Jiffy Lube and cohost the Ace Awards.
  Lenny: Wow! Jiffy Lube! Carl: Boy, you're really running yourself ragged....