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Even The Chinese Are Against Me. -- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation Of Home
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Even the Chinese are against me.
-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer
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Homer: [reading his fortune] "You will find happiness with a new love.
[out loud] Aw, even the Chinese are against me....
Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!
-- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home...
Mindy: [sighs] What a perfect evening. It sure was nice of them to make us cheeseburgers.
Homer: Uh, yeah. -- At a Chinese restaurant, "The Last Temptation of Home...
Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have very little in common.
-- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home...
Homer: Hello, hotline? I'm very tempted by another woman.
Ned: Homer Simpson? That's a dilly of a pickle....
Homer: You know, I was a little worried about coming to this convention with you.
But I think as long as we're not alone together -- Ma...
Yep...another day, another box of stolen pens.
-- Homer leaves work for the day, "The Last Temptation of Home...
Smithers: Simpson, Simmons: you two have been chosen to represent us at the national energy convention.
Congratulations! You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City....
Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about Marge and the kids....