Homer: You know, I was a little worried about coming to this convention
with you. But I think as long as we're not alone together --
Man: [over loudspeaker] And now, the moment you've been waiting for.
This years King and Queen of Energy are Homer Simpson and Mindy
Simmons!
Homer: Huh?
[Everyone applauds as the two are given crowns]
Man: Homer, Mindy, you've just won a romantic dinner alone at Madam
Chao's, the sexiest Chinese restaurant in Capital City.
Homer: Is there any way to get out of this?
Man: [stern] No!
-- Accolades fit for a resume',
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
