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Foul Temptress. I'll Bet She Thinks Ziggy's Gotten Too Preachy, Too!
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Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!
-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer
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Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks!
And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy. -- Homer Simpso...
Even the Chinese are against me. -- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home
Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have very little in common.
-- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home...
Bart: Hey Lis, I found a big caramel deposit at the small of her back!
Lisa: [under the coat] I'm coming! [the coat bursts and deluges candy in a big pile] [Bart and Lisa fall out, laughing and cheering] Home...
Silence, FOUL TEMPTRESS!!!
Lisa: Are you hiding something from me? Homer: Like what?
Lisa: Judging from your song, you're infatuated with a woman named Mindy....
Homer: Hello, hotline? I'm very tempted by another woman.
Ned: Homer Simpson? That's a dilly of a pickle....
Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....