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• Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star.
  Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class....
• Oh, she's just jealous. She'll get over it. And if she doesn't, we can always exchange her!
  Heh, heh, heh. -- Homer on Lisa's recent ourburst, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Are we there yet?
  -- Bart wanders with Homer aimlessly through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
• Homer: Now what do we say when we get to the ticket booth?
  Bart+Lisa: We're under six. Homer: And I'm a college student!...
• Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's attention] Stop the music.
  [they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons begin to look] "Lisa...
• Bart: Homer! Homer: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Homer's what grownups call me.
  Call me daddy. Bart: Homer. Homer: Daddy....
• Shouldn't we stop somewhere and ask for directions?
  -- Marge the navigator, as Homer drives the RV through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
• Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
  Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
• Bart: Lisa, we can't afford all these books! Lisa: Bart, we're just gonna borrow them.
  Bart: Oh... heh, heh... gotcha! [wink] -- in the library, "Dead Putting Society...