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Are we there yet?
-- Bart wanders with Homer aimlessly through the woods,
"Call of the Simpsons"
Related:
Bart: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further.
Bart: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further....
Shouldn't we stop somewhere and ask for directions?
-- Marge the navigator, as Homer drives the RV through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
Marge: Homer, I'm telling you, this is not the Interstate.
Homer: Pffffft. Maps....
What are we going to do, hang ourselves?
-- Bart watches Homer build a trap out of a young sapling, "Call of the Simpso...
Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star.
Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class....
Homer: Everybody ready? Bart: I hate this. I don't want to go.
Homer: That's the spirit! -- Going camping, "Call of the Simpso...
Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points towards the North Star.
Homer: Heh heh, that's nice, Lisa. But we're not in astronomy class....
Homer: Yes sir! This is a real adventure! Why, I bet there are people who would trade everything they have in the world for an adventure like this.
Bart: You mean like <we> just did?...
Ready or not, Nature, here we come!
-- Homer takes the family camping, "Call of the Simpso...