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I'm Sick Of Eating Hoagies! I Want A Grinder, A Sub, A Foot-long Hero!
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Homer Simpson
I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long
hero! I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live? Won't you,
please?
-- Homer Simpson
Fear of Flying
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