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• Official: If word gets out about this, Krazy Klown Airlines will be a laughingstock.
  In exchange for your silence, I'm prepared to offer your family free tickets to anywhere in the United States....
• Bart: You know, I have this feeling that we forgot something.
  .. Abe: [still on the plane] Aaaaah! Homer: Ehh, I'm sure it's nothing....
• I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero!
  I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live? Won't you, please?...
• Homer: I'll miss you, Pumpkins, but I just can't share your bleak world view.
  I've got too much to live for. Corgan: We envy you, Homer....
• Abe: And to my son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- and his entire family -- Home
  D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars....
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Man: We need a pilot, pronto! Who wants to fly to the Windy City?
  [pilots all go, "Oh, I'll go!", "Me", "I'm your man", etc....
• Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.
  Marge: I won sixty dollars last night! Homer: Woo-hoo!...
• Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
  Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....