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Marge, What's Wrong? Are You Hungry? Sleepy? Gassy?
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Homer Simpson
Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it
gas? It's gas, isn't it?
-- Homer Simpson
Fear of Flying
Related:
Marge: [panicked] I think I'll go get a picture of the plane taking off.
[struggles with her seat belt] Homer: Marge, what's wrong?...
Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m.! Shouldn't you be baking?
Marge: In a little while. -- Marge hammers shingles at night, "Fear of Flying...
I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero!
I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live? Won't you, please?...
Now you are cooking with gas.
Evelyn: Well, I can't pump [the gas] myself. I'm calling AAA.
Marge: [stops her] I used to be a little overwhelmed too, but it's not that hard....
Marge: What on Earth happened down there?? Ba
One of the stills b... [Homer puts his hand over Bart's mouth] Home...
A cloud of gas puts you to sleep!
Marge: Well I never thought it would come to this, but I guess we'll have to sell Grandma's Civil War doll.
Lisa: Oh Mom, are you sure you want to sell a family heirloom to pay _the gas_ bill?...