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Homer: Marge, It's 3 A.m.! Shouldn't You Be Baking?
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Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m.! Shouldn't you be baking?
Marge: In a little while.
-- Marge hammers shingles at night, "Fear of Flying"
Related:
Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy?
Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it? -- Homer Simpson Fear of Flying...
Lisa: Mom, you've been cooking all night? Marge: [happy] Judge, jury, and executioner, all rolled into one, you are!
Lisa: See, Dad, I told you Mom would have problems....
I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero!
I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live? Won't you, please?...
Homer: Now Marge, "Dear Abby" says seeing films about air travel can calm your fears.
Ooh! Here are some upbeat titles: "Hero", "Fearless"....
Homer: Marge, you can't go out on Saturday! That's our special night.
Marge: What's so special about it? Homer: What's so -- [sarcastic] Oh, I don't know....
Marge: Do you think those things could also have contributed to my fear of flying?
Zweig: [brusque] Yes, yes, it's all a rich tapestry....
Homer: Ever since you started therapy, all you can do is talk about yourself.
Well what about _me_, Marge? Marge: I just left my first session and I haven't even opened my mouth yet!...
Bart: You know, I have this feeling that we forgot something.
.. Abe: [still on the plane] Aaaaah! Homer: Ehh, I'm sure it's nothing....
Zweig: Marge, therapy can be an intense process. Marge
Uh huh... Zweig: We're going to delve deeply into your subconscious and we're not going to stop until we've exposed the root of your fear of flying....