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All Right, Let's Not Panic. I'll Make The Money Back By Selling One Of My Livers.
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Homer Simpson
All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money back by selling one
of my livers. I can get by with one.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma
Related:
Broker: Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred time
you've got to sell your pumpkin futures before Hallowe'en!...
Homer: If only I could think of an invention...something that would really make money.
Must concentrate and work harder than I've ever worked -- [falls asleep] [in his dream, a conference table of executives applaud] Ma...
Patty: Well, well, well: look who needs us again to get his chauffeur's license.
Homer: Look, all I ask is that you be fair. Patty...
Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
Patty: Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
Homer: Request permission to slink by. Patty: Permission pending....
Homer: D'oh! Patty: One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little tests.
And what's this? Selma: Ooh...someone didn't fill in a circle all the way!...