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I Wore My Extra Loose Pants For Nothing. Nothing!
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I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
-- Homer Simpson
New Kid on the Block
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I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to loose. -- S. I. Hayakawa
Homer: Uh, and there was something else... Something I was supposed to tiptoe around.
.. Laura's mother: My divorce. Homer: <That's> it!...
Wow! I bet if God wore pants, he'd have a belt like that!
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With extra dipping sauce. Kid: Please pull up to the service window, please....