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• Bart: Can I be a boozehound? Homer: Not till you're 15.
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• Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with her -- during the commercial.
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• Wait a minute, Marge. I saw "Mrs. Doubtfire." This is a man in drag!
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• The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination.
  The best thing for you to do," the M.D. said, "is give up drinking, give up smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women....
• Selma: Sorry, my mind's made up. Patty: Why do you want to have a baby so bad?
  Selma: I got a lot of love to give, and right now my only outlet is my ham radio....
• Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge. Marge: All right.
  Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The hardest shot in bowling....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...