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• Wait a minute, Marge. I saw "Mrs. Doubtfire." This is a man in drag!
  -- Homer Simpson Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ociou...
• Bart: Can I be a boozehound? Homer: Not till you're 15.
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• Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up. Home
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• Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a little sissy girl?
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
  [severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
• Marge: My, she seems too good to be true. Homer: I'll say.
  Her butt waxed the banister. Marge: Ooh, I can see myself!...