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• Wait a minute, Marge. I saw "Mrs. Doubtfire." This is a man in drag!
  -- Homer Simpson Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ociou...
• Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up. Home
  Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do....
• Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with her -- during the commercial.
  -- Homer Simpson Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ociou...
• Lisa: Uh, Mom? Marge: [annoyed] What?! Lisa
  Um, there's a hair in my soup. But I'll just eat around it....
• Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer. Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing] If there's a job that must be done, You'll find it's much more fun.
  .. Homer: [interrupting] You'll find it's even _more_ fun if _you_ get it for _me_!...
• Homer: Ooh, I can't get enough of this blood pudding.
  Bart: The secret ingredient is blood. Homer: Blood?...
• Shary: Bart Simpson, this room is a frightful mess.
  Bart: I'll get right on it. [hurls a cupcake on the wall] Shary...
• Marge: [sits down] Shary, you did the best you could.
  But you can't change this family. And neither can I....