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• Apu: I won't lie to you. On this job, you <will> be shot at.
  [reveals his chest] Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of honor....
• Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home.
  When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, But now I've come to looooooove your quirks....
• Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years.
  They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them....
• Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.
  E.O. of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart....
• Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
  Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your job back?...
• Woods: Apu, you saved my life. And as a small token of my appreciation, I got you your job back at the Kwik-E-Mart.
  Apu: Oh...oh, Mr. Woods, your -- Woods: But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet....
• Homer: Oh, rancid meat attack! Stupid parasites. Is there no way I can find justice?
  Kent: If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number -- Home...
• One seafood burrito, Apu.
  -- Homer makes a purchase from the Kwik-E-Mart, "Principal Charming...
• Bart+Lisa: Dad, dad! What did you bring? What did you bring?
  Marge: How did it go? Homer: Fine! [looks at Apu] Oh, I mean not good....