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You See, There Are Some Crybabies Out There -- Religious Types Mostly -- Who Might Be Offended.
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You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III
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Good Eeevening. I've been asked to tell you that the following show is very scary, with stuff that might give your kids nightmares.
You see, there are some *crybabies* out there, religious types mostly, who might be offended....
Marge: Homer, did you just call everyone "chicken"?
Homer: Noooo. I swear on this Bible! Marge: That's not a Bible...
Merchant: Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one president of Algeria....
Well, I acquired it legally, you can be sure of that.
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VI...
Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off] Skinne...
Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria....
Come here, you little raven! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro
Y'know, you look a little flushed. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.
.. -- Marge Simpson to 'King Homer', "Treehouse of Horror III...
Man: Awwwwwwooo Ooooooogh! kids: [all screaming] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ned: Hi kids! Did I scaredly-dare you? Bart: Nice try, Mr....