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• Homer: You know what? Grampa: What? Homer: We're both screw-ups.
  Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy...
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
  [Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?...
• Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy...
• Marge: This one's a good choice, and it's not too smutty.
  It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know, that nice midwestern man on the radio who's like a pleasant version of Grampa?...
• Abe: Hey, wait a minute! That's Amos Pearson's moose farm.
  Make a right here. [Homer does so...
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• Harvey: By now your new, improved lovelife should have you flinging woo like nobody's business.
  So to you, Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, I bid....