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Ohh, My Son Doesn't Stand A Chance! The Whole World Has Gone Gay!
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Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world has gone gay!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Phobia
Related:
Roscoe: [to all] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o....
Homer: ... and the entire steel mill was gay. Moe
Where you been, Homer? The entire steel *industry* is gay....
You are not my son! -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
Grimes: Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole plant is insane.
Insane, I tell you! [snaps mentally] Daahh! Aaah!...
Homer: Stand aside, Marge, I'm taking the boy deer hunting.
He's going to grow up _straight_ for once!...
Homer: I'm not setting foot outside this house until _that_ man is gone!
Bart: Oh, Dad! You are the living end!...
Flanders: [moaning] Ohh... Homer: Hey, Flanders.
Bad day at the rat races? Flanders: Yeah, a crazy guy shot a bunch of people and the subway ran over my hat....
I can't believe I ate the whole thing. -- Homer Simpson The Fro