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• I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world.
  He's a jerk -- end of story. -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
• Flanders: [weeping at his son's solo] My son! My son!
  Homer: Come on Flanders, he's not <that> bad. -- music recital, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
  Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Burns: Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener!
  Homer: Um, Mr. Burns? ... [dreams of Ned's Leftorium store] Ned...
• Oh yeah? Well I think the fruit of my loins can beat the fruit of your loins any day of the week!
  C'mon boy! -- Homer tells off Flanders, "Dead Putting Society...
• Ned: Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middlemen who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined boys over at the slaughterhouse.
  [Homer appears at the window] Homer: Hiya....
• Homer: You su-diddely-uck, Flanders! [grabs a bell from him] Hear ye, hear ye!
  Ye olde town crier proclaimed crappy by all!...
• Who spread garbage all over Flanders's yard before I got a chance to?
  -- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
• Homer: [ruefully] I'd sell my soul for a donut. [The devil appears, looking like Flanders] Flande
  Heh heh, that can be arranged. Homer: What -- Flanders!...